
Naruto's Sexy Jutsu just walked into the ramen shop and every ninja in the Leaf is standing in a line. Pigtails swinging past the Hokage wall, whisker marks on cheeks, shadow clones a hundred deep. Kakashi dropped his book, Pervy Sage is already writing chapter nine, and the whole village is simping. You know it's Naruto. You know it's a jutsu. But is it gay? Maybe. But that jutsu is fine enough to drive a man crazy.
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